CiCi's splits and donkeys!

So Today I had to call in sick again since I woke up very throw-uppy ( again one of my verbs, google that shit!). When Katie left qwork she visited me and told me about her awesome first day at drive traninga nd how every one congratulated her on her amazing radio skills!


She accredited her skillz to my teachings even though she's an amazing student!

After she left I slept in a little more until Cathy called me after which I walked to her place cause i neede someone to baby me.

After an hour of watching Disney Channel we decided we where hungry enough, so we decide to go to CiCi's.

After walking through the freezing thundra that was 535 we got to the safe haven of CiCi's. Let it be known it was Cathy's first time there , so like a New Born child she explored the wonders of a new and exciting experience.

People watching ahs now become sort of an awesome sport and you can't help but see all those families with little kids sittinga round on a sunday night having Mac & Cheese Pizzas. Then there's that one guy sitting by himself with a plate full of pretty much everything watching the T.V. with intrigue in his face basically stating: "Yeah I'm here, I'm by myslef, I'll eat this damn Pizza, I dare you to question it?". Needless to say he was cute or else I wouldn't have noticed.
Minutes later the getto puertorican's came in. You know them: fake nails, bling, clothes line. The type that have 5 children by age 21 and answer everything with words like "Mija" 'nena" " Papi" or "Mamacita".
People watching is an endless sport and it's quite fun to try out at random places like CiCi's!


Word of advice:

Pepperonni Jalapeño pizza: Is spicier than it looks!

Spinach: Popeye can keep it!

Chicken Mushroom: Um.. I'll stick to the basics!!


Beside that it was all good and might I add they have incredible cinnamon buns (or whatever they're called!

Cathy enjoyed herself aswell!!

At some point while Cathy got up to get more cinnamon rolls she said something about split which made me think:

What's the point of doing splits in ballet?


I've been able to do splits since I was 5 and I don't see a point, unless you're David Lee Roth(or whatever that guy from Van Halen's name was) it doesn't helpyou it doesn't make sense, it's not like you can add it to your special skillz for a job.

*example of alternate world*

Hey look what i can do

*splits*

CEO: Excellent you're hired!



It just came to mind!

Then we started talkinga bout potatoes, and the mashed potatoe brand Idaho and Cathy just randomly goes: " That's right! You dah Hoe!"

I'm just sitting there like whaaaaa? I'm so using that joke next time I hear the state! Lol

So we wen back through the freezing tundra this time going against the flow of the wind!

*Funny moment*

when we start crossing the street Cathy run I just scream that I ain't running for no one and out of nowhere this breeze hits me like the back of an angry pimp's hand so I start runing to the point where I pass Cathy!

I'm sure it looked hillarius form a distance!

We get home and start watching Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride( gotta love it!)

A t some point we start insulting eachother in spanish and it's all good till Sarah comes in and calls me a chalupa!

At first I'm like: "Whaaaaaaa?"

And then she basically continues to call me the entire T-Bell menu in and insulting from!
At some point when we stop laughing we start trying too translate some of the dishe's names
and loosely translated explained how:
Gorditas=fatties
burrito=small donkye
Taco= High heel (in puertorican slang)

So Sarah just starts talking about how she's picturings someone eat a really fat Donkey in heels!

I don't knwo why but at the moment that was pee in my pants hillarius!!

Mix that witha skelleon's jaw literally dropping to the floor and I t was a pretty funny night!
Lol
Gotta love it.

Ciao<3