Sunday 18 October 2009

You ever wake up...

and realized you had the freakiet dream et it all makes sense!

Recently I dreamt in sequence that i was in the car driving with one of my little sister's school friends
All of a sudden i find myself in the back seat f my car making out with an old friend of mine
then i switch to declaring my love to another friend realizing he might not love me back running away and then have him follow me trying to tell me he is in love with me while we're buying real estate.

The funny thing is I know exactly what some of it means

Like that recurring dream where i was stuck between two version of one of my friends and then jumped to a car where i'm fighting with another friend over a map!
Dreams are weird like that!!
The freakier the person the clearer the dream!

<3

Saturday 3 October 2009

Life Philosophies

As it turns out I've been writing many of my life philosphies on facebook and it seems they are a hit

I will be gathering them together and posting them here soon enough so as to entertain the world!!!


Ciao <3

Sunday 23 August 2009

Listen to you mum...

So my lesson of the day is the following..
lISTEN TO YOUR MUM WHEN SHE TELLS YOU A CERTAIN BOY IS VERY CUTE AND YOU DON'T SEE IT RIGHT NOW BUT YOU WILL.

She is right! You don't see it right know but in about 3 years you will and it will disturb you to the point of madness when this boy you looked and thought (*what the hell does mom see*) turns into a total hot hot hottie and still has the same sweet sense of humor.


Damn it why didn't i listen to my mother.


Yes there's still tomorrow!
Yes I'm one step ahead cos I already know him, but I could've had a better friendship and didn't cos i was never interested!!
Damn it I know i sound shallow but let this be a bloody lesson.

Listen to your mom when she says a lad is handsome and who knows how you'll turn out.
i WAS CRYING ON THE INSIDE!!!



Ciao <3

Sunday 14 June 2009

True Blood Season 2

It's been two months since I last wrote. I wrote on a very sad day. My last day
Today is a joyfull day for very diffrent reasons.

I've been in PR for almost a month have done a couple of things, have seen almost all my friends.
Met my neest nephew and so on.

Today as teh premiere of the 2nd season of True Blood.
I've become a TB addict and it's ok, cause so have my sisters.

It was amazing...
Lafayette asn't dead, there was a steamy sex scene, Jessica was as bitchy as ever, more mystery and...
Hopefufully Lafayette will be turned int a vampire

Totally going sideways from the books but that's awesome

BTW Eric Northman is my new sex toy!
Many babies with the vampire sheriff, he can bite my inner thighs any day he wants.


It's all fun and games, nothing too bad so far.

New haircut!

Ciao <3

Thursday 14 May 2009

Last minutes at Vista Way

I'm sitting in my Room at apartment 812 at Vista Way, finishing up my packing.
After this I'm goin tot take a shower after which I shall call my mother.
She's going to come in sign up park her car and help me put all of my things in her car, then stage one of the hardest thing I've had to do so far begins.

Moving out:

It's been two days since my last day making the magic over at the monorails. I didn't get a seasonal status, so I won't get to work with them maybe ever or maybe I'll get to do the alumni program next year for a couple of months and know better this time.

I started packing on sunday. It was so hard to even b egin to start doing it but I figured that the faster i got it done the better, cause by the end it would be to emotional. Yesterday was the CP safari trip. Possibly the last time I see many of my peeps, one of them being the infamous Captain Michaud.

I had to wonder if this was goodbye cause even though we had our ups and downs he was one of the three guys that would make it too hard for me. Him, Kmetz & Jube.

If that was good bye I couldn't ask for anything better. An honest hug of friendship and a quote whispered to me that I on't be forgetting any time soon:
"The greatest thing about luck is that it always changes"

I might never see Michaud again but at least I have something nice to remember him by and after all he as my first "Disney Crush" (lol)

Kmetz's turn is sunday and I'll never get a chance to say good bye to Jube but in a way it's ok.


I also forgot to mention that during the Safari we got asked trivia for prices and the final prize was a mini monorail. I really wanted it but didn't kno the answer. Ricky Earl Smith Jr. will always be remember by me as the nicest guy ever that got an answer right and gave me the prize.

I'm happy with my mini monorail and thank him endlessly.

I have to finish up my bags so I can take a shower.

It's going to be hard...

It's going to hurt....

But there's adventures to come......


Ciao <3

Friday 20 March 2009

Snowman says: "I'm in like with you"

It's been a while but there's a lot of things driving me crazies!


I had to assert my feelings, but how can one assert feelings they refuse to have. It's hard but I had to do it.
The bad part comes now, deciding whether to tell him or keep it to myself.

I've gotten a million suggestions some of my personal favorites:


*"Next time you're alone with him, kiss him and walk away"

*"Don't tell him, Flirt and make it obvious and if he doesn't get it it's his problem"

*"Tell him, He'll never get it unless you tell him"

*" Make a snowman in the front of his apartment, make it's face with licorice, lick the licorice till it's slimy and use it to write on the snowman but write something like : ^I'm in like with you^"

*" Rent a midget from this place that I know, give the midget an ukulele and just glide him down his chimney and have him sit a the edge of his bed and wake him up with a sweet ukulele/kazoo song about how you're in like with him"

*" Just push the e-stop when you're in the front cab with him and rape him"


So many suggestions, what to do?

All I think about is how horrible things went last time I told a guy that I liked him.


I'm gonna have to choose to say phuket and let it be as it is.



If anything it's their loss!
I got to admit teh snowman thing is a pretty good idea shows dedication!
lol

off to explore CiCi's!!
Ciao<3

Sunday 8 March 2009

Dream!

I keep having the same deam. a relativelly bad dream. he shouln't be in my dreams. I shoudln't even think about him like that.
No! Not at all!
It's all her fault! The things I saw, thought and felt came to mind because of her.
She made me think had she gotten here later I probably be what she is to him and she what i am to him.

I can't feel these weird feelings.

Al because of some stupid dream,mixed with a stupid comment, mixed with some stupid gestures on his behalf.


I can't see him like that, I establishe our relationship as what it is. It is as it is and there is no fighting it. I would be better suited! I would be too perfect. Opposites attract therefore we could never be anything of the sort. W eare too perfect for echother, making it unperfect.

Not happening!!
I quit I can't tae no more.

Chocolate chip pancake sin the morning make me happy!

Boys with glasses who storm off like you're not even there piss me off.

Tall people who get out of their way to put hot people in my way make me love them.

Bald people who ask me if I kissed a girl and liked it make me wanna punch'em.

Gay people who choose him as the one make me laugh.

Fun people who burp weakly make me giggle.

Motherly people who act like bitches to other people make me nervously laugh my ass off.


Sex and Candy mix them both and you got a good combo

I bought cheap strawberries adn peanut butter m&m:
Needless to say I'm very happy!

Katie's about to get her key!
Tere's no way she won't get it!
She basically passed already!

I won't assert my feelings!!

I choose to no longer have any!

IDAHO is a mashed potato brand and that's final!

Ciao<3

Monday 2 March 2009

Ode to the pancake!

If I had a Pancake!
I'd eat it with butter!
I'd eat it with syroup!
I'd eat it with a fork!!
Oh! Pancake!
Pancake!
Eat it with a fork!
Pancakes, Pancakes!
Chocolate chips galore!!

Ciao <3

Sunday 1 March 2009

CiCi's splits and donkeys!

So Today I had to call in sick again since I woke up very throw-uppy ( again one of my verbs, google that shit!). When Katie left qwork she visited me and told me about her awesome first day at drive traninga nd how every one congratulated her on her amazing radio skills!


She accredited her skillz to my teachings even though she's an amazing student!

After she left I slept in a little more until Cathy called me after which I walked to her place cause i neede someone to baby me.

After an hour of watching Disney Channel we decided we where hungry enough, so we decide to go to CiCi's.

After walking through the freezing thundra that was 535 we got to the safe haven of CiCi's. Let it be known it was Cathy's first time there , so like a New Born child she explored the wonders of a new and exciting experience.

People watching ahs now become sort of an awesome sport and you can't help but see all those families with little kids sittinga round on a sunday night having Mac & Cheese Pizzas. Then there's that one guy sitting by himself with a plate full of pretty much everything watching the T.V. with intrigue in his face basically stating: "Yeah I'm here, I'm by myslef, I'll eat this damn Pizza, I dare you to question it?". Needless to say he was cute or else I wouldn't have noticed.
Minutes later the getto puertorican's came in. You know them: fake nails, bling, clothes line. The type that have 5 children by age 21 and answer everything with words like "Mija" 'nena" " Papi" or "Mamacita".
People watching is an endless sport and it's quite fun to try out at random places like CiCi's!


Word of advice:

Pepperonni Jalapeño pizza: Is spicier than it looks!

Spinach: Popeye can keep it!

Chicken Mushroom: Um.. I'll stick to the basics!!


Beside that it was all good and might I add they have incredible cinnamon buns (or whatever they're called!

Cathy enjoyed herself aswell!!

At some point while Cathy got up to get more cinnamon rolls she said something about split which made me think:

What's the point of doing splits in ballet?


I've been able to do splits since I was 5 and I don't see a point, unless you're David Lee Roth(or whatever that guy from Van Halen's name was) it doesn't helpyou it doesn't make sense, it's not like you can add it to your special skillz for a job.

*example of alternate world*

Hey look what i can do

*splits*

CEO: Excellent you're hired!



It just came to mind!

Then we started talkinga bout potatoes, and the mashed potatoe brand Idaho and Cathy just randomly goes: " That's right! You dah Hoe!"

I'm just sitting there like whaaaaa? I'm so using that joke next time I hear the state! Lol

So we wen back through the freezing tundra this time going against the flow of the wind!

*Funny moment*

when we start crossing the street Cathy run I just scream that I ain't running for no one and out of nowhere this breeze hits me like the back of an angry pimp's hand so I start runing to the point where I pass Cathy!

I'm sure it looked hillarius form a distance!

We get home and start watching Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride( gotta love it!)

A t some point we start insulting eachother in spanish and it's all good till Sarah comes in and calls me a chalupa!

At first I'm like: "Whaaaaaaa?"

And then she basically continues to call me the entire T-Bell menu in and insulting from!
At some point when we stop laughing we start trying too translate some of the dishe's names
and loosely translated explained how:
Gorditas=fatties
burrito=small donkye
Taco= High heel (in puertorican slang)

So Sarah just starts talking about how she's picturings someone eat a really fat Donkey in heels!

I don't knwo why but at the moment that was pee in my pants hillarius!!

Mix that witha skelleon's jaw literally dropping to the floor and I t was a pretty funny night!
Lol
Gotta love it.

Ciao<3

Saturday 28 February 2009

Freaky!

Ever hated someone you don't know then all of a sudden you feel like getting to know the person or about them and it turns out!

They are practically identical to you!

Freaky huh?

Same music, thoughts, pancakes...erm..yeah!

Weird!

So today I did something interesting I called out of work while being at work!
How I did this you may ask?
Simple!
I got to work and instead of changing went running to the bathroom to throw up ( I was sick! Duh!) ergo the final result was me having to call from the clocking in building up to the coordinators to tell them there is no way in hell I'm working unless they wanted me to puke all over the guest!

Thank God for incredible managers!!! I got a ride home filled my tub with hot water
(and i mean hot) and basically fell asleep listening to music while my muscle pains calmed!
It was a relaxingly painful day.

Later on when I awoke Cathy and Katie (whom I both called in hopes f having someone stay with me and baby me since I felt so sick) both got my messages and called. I talked to Katie for a bit and then Cathy came oer with some movies and brownies (always a good mix) hence we saw Jim Henson's Labyrinth.

Two things:
One: David Bowie is "The Crotch Master".
Two: I now get what Shaun meant when he said that part in "The Haunted Mansion" with the stairs reminded him of this movie and from now on will never be able to see it the same way! Thanks Shaun! *sarcasm*

All in all the movies is an acid trip where I kept hoping the Goblin King would make out with the girl and it never happened (here's for hoping)


I miss IHOP I haven't been there since Trish quit.
Woe is me!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!

Dear Prudence won't you come out to play!

I am the Walrus cu-cu-cuchuuu!

Dear Prudence gret the brand new day!!

Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry fields!

Hey Jude! Don't let me down!

Did I mention I love The Beatles and Across the Universe?


Just throwing it out there!


Nací en latitud perfecta donde tuesta el sol y la lluvia refresca.



Rock Lobster!!


Bird is the word!

The Love Shack is a little known place where...




Can you say music over load?

lol

I'm Done!

Ciao <3

Wednesday 25 February 2009

No Fair

So I'm in my bed kinda bored so what do i decide to do?
IMDB shit (yes IMDBing is a new verb!)

I look up the luv of my life Robert Pattinson and find out this...
Apparently someone (probably a twilight rob wannabe fan that only heard of him recently and is obsessed) stalked him to the point that he asked her out to dinner when he had a bad day.

All i can say is fuckin' unfair!

How come I don't get this chance damn it?

That is so not fair!

Acording to an interview the girl got bored with him wich poves she probably wasn't even a real fan like ME.

Un-fuckin-believable!!


I am going to sue, God!!!

Why not me?

I beter get my effin' chance to date the man of my dreams

I could be with anyone but if Rob shows up I will dump their ass in a milli second!!

That being said... tuesday was an incredible day for me

Spent a nice day with some friends, met amazing people, got some Dole whip

it's all good!!


I WANT ROB!!!

Ciao <3

Friday 20 February 2009

I like Pancakes!!

Really I do! I have a strange obsession with them!



Maybe they represent something I've been absent of for most of my life.




Hmm....I like pondering the cinemas and the celuloites!!

Can I get yo numbah?...Can I?...Can i have it?


I just looked at my T.V. and there was a hairy model from Chapelle Show



I like glasses...just throwing it out there! No..really.. I love glasses on a boy!



Glasses and a cute smile and height!!



Just throwing a random fact about myself!!



I ain't being specific it's basically what a guy needs to have!


Well as long as tall and somewhat hefty are in there glasses isn't that important.


Smile is definitely needed though!



Lol



Black female comediennes make me laugh!


A LOT!!


I love Jeff Dunham, Peanut's my favorite!!


I'm going to shut up now!!







I'm waiting for a text..Guess who? Lol



Ciao<3

Sunday 15 February 2009

I'm the rule, not the exeption <3

So after watching he's just not that into you I realize I'm deffinetly the rule not the exception. Meaning i won't have the beautifull happy ending with whom I want. I'll have to settle for mediocrity!!

There's a high probability that no one that I like will ask me out cause that would make me a perfect exception and I just happen to be the rule, I can't get what I want!!!

Isn't that depressing?

It's unfair that pretty girls get to be the exception while I'm just a rule!! i should just settle for what I can get, not for whom/what I want!!

Life is not fair most of the times!!


But somehow I can hope to be the exception! Someone's exception!

Ciao<3

Saturday 14 February 2009

Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.)


So today I woke up and realized..shit! It's valentines day!!!
My plans for the day are

\lunch with my cus and her b-friend, some time with Kennedy

and watching He's just not that into you with Katie and Suzanne!!

after that:

Work!!!

With some very intreguin people who shall remain nameless!!!!!

Needless to say I'm kinda exited for work tonight just cause!
I'm out at 3 am wohoo for me!!!! Tinkerbell's in my hand!




Ciao <3





Thursday 12 February 2009

Waking up to go to EPCOT wtf?

So I wake up! I really, really, really don't want to by the way cuz i've barely had 5 hours of sleep but i made a previous arrangment with Katie so who am I to fail her. Well funny thing is Miss you-be-at-the-bus-or-I-leave is so not even awake!! She missed her alarm by 20 minutes.
Which made me feel responsible and gave me time to do my hair!!

We are off to EPCOT, Rails and maybe Gator's

whohoo
and the quest for religion boy or boy #2 continues as we face the daily questions, not to mention the fact that I talked to my aunt who was raised on said religion and she told me a couple of interesting things that made me realize I'm so born to break rules it's not even funny!!!

We shall see how it all comes about!!

Ciao <3

Saturday 3 January 2009

Worst day of my life/ Ok day!

So, I just came back from IHOP!
It is teh official worst day, turned not so horrible, turned miserable, turned ok day of my life!!!!

I moved out of my apartment 4005 in tears and much more, I was basically ditched by the person who was supposed to help me move, thank God for the amazingness that is my friend Adrienne, and all my bff's from my program left for home.

Saying good bye to everyone was horrible, but saying good bye to two people was wors than anything:
Doug and Sally, my two little everythings, both no taller than 5'3" both so full of life in their own way. Doug my little Pixie, Sally my Happy Fairy!!!!

Work was horrible, Jp didn't make it better and Kmetz didn't even help. After we were done Kmetz and Gretchen took me to IHOP after saying good bye and crying my eyes out to Crusty!!

On the way to IHOP(or as we now like to call it dOHI) Kmetz repeated a couple of times that there was no crying in his car.
I tries until I found that place.

It took me a bit but slowly yet surelly these two made me feel so much better cause I still had friends here.
I miss all my 2008 fam but 2009 has new things for me